Rock of Love Bus and Tool Academy returned on Sunday and, this week, Bret's girls sure didn't disappoint...
Rock of Love Bus was a love letter to trailer parks and truckers with the Truck Stop Games. Bret's girlfriends had to compete in three HOlympic style events: belly flopping into a pool of beer, pole dancing, and carrying a hot dog through an obstacle course to feed the judges. It didn't really matter who won the contest. The highest scores went to the teams who flashed the judges. Bret proves himself a fair guy by taking the real winning team--Ashley, Kami, and Beverly--down to his bus, in an attempt at group sex. Kami and Beverly were not going for it ,but of course, Ashley stripped down and jumped him in front of the other two girls and they go to town on each other. Yes, in front of the other two girls. Kami realizes what else she's kissing when Bret's got his tongue down her thoat decides to leave the show.
Drunks Kelsey and Farrah give each other some scissor action in the VIP section of Bret's show, after Big John asked all of the girlsl to behave. Classic quotes abound with Big John chewing them out, "I specifically asked you guys not to be slutty and whorey." Kelsey runs off like a crazy person and passes out on a speed bump. In the end, she gets kicked to the curb. In the words of the wise Kelsey, "I guess Bret's not used to girls who get drunk and lay down on speed bumps."
The Tool Academy took it down a notch this week and showed the couples in therapy with their families. "Hey mom, my boyfriend's a lying, cheating tool." Awkward! The week's task was to take care of a lil' piggy as their baby. Everything comes to a head when Shawn accuses Matsu-Flex and Jenna of being a fake couple...again. In the end, Shawn and Ida get the boot. The Tool Academy balcony is quickly becoming a sleeper hit, with Matsu-Flex and Josh heckling Shawn and Ida after they get kicked out. After Josh calls Ida a hooker, Shawn explodes and runs into the house to fight him. Of course, the crew intervenes and kicks him out of the house.
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