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Stay Classyfied: MTV Casting Call! Looking For HOT Couples!

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Don't worry, you don't have to be this hot.

Guys - do you pride yourself on being a "Bad Boy"? Do you date the hottest girls? Do you have the freshest style and the utmost confidence? Do you like to flaunt your money? Are you the alpha male of your crew? 

Well, then you kind of sound like a dick. Oh, sorry. Here's a show, just for you and your hot girl!

MTV Casting Call! Looking for HOT couples! (Midtown)


Reply to: job-kpsgt-1062753146@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-06, 9:36AM EST


MTV AND TIJUANA ENTERTAINMENT ARE CURRENTLY CASTING COUPLES FOR AN ALL-NEW TELEVISION SERIES!

Guys…
Do you pride yourself on being a "Bad Boy"?
Do you think you’re the next Kanye West?
Do you date the hottest girls?
Do you have the most baller job in NYC?
Do you like to flaunt your money?
Do you always have the freshest style and utmost confidence?
Are you the alpha-male of your crew?

We are looking for hot couples living around the NY area for a brand new MTV series. If you are between the ages of 18-25 and would like to participate, MTV wants to hear from you!

To be considered, please email recent photo(s) of you and your girlfriend(s), best contact info, & a short bio highlighting your personality to diane.hotchickswithbadboys@gmail.com

All Eligible Candidates: 1. Must currently be at least 18 years of age as of 2/2009. 
2. Must be available for 3 days of shooting during March- April 2009.
 3. Must live in/around New York or New Jersey






  • Compensation: Will be discussed
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a part-time job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1062753146

 

 


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