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Stephanie March Reunites With "Law & Order," And It Feels So Good . . .

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Stephanie March is back tonight on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit!  It’s been six long years since Stephanie’s character, ADA Alex Cabot, entered witness protection and left the beloved SVU cast.  But Alex didn’t flee the Law & Order universe completely.  In 2006, Ms. ADA reemerged inexplicably as a young hot bureau chief in the sexy L&O spin-off Conviction.

Conviction totally brought us hot attorney-sex on desks (and for that we are grateful), but we never really got answers as to what happened to Ms. Cabot in witness protection!

You still want to see the lawyer sex, don’t you?  Okay, fine . . .

 

 


That little romp didn’t sate Stephanie’s fans.  And Conviction certainly didn’t solve the mystery of Alex Cabot’s lost years.  Instead, the show ignored her time in Witness Protection, a choice Stephanie takes issue with.  She says: “I think the mistake on ‘Conviction’ was avoiding it [. . .] Because all it did was increase people’s curiosity” (bostonherald.com).

She’s right; fans want to know where Alex has been! Tonight their screen-side vigils, prayers, blog posts, and emails will be answered.  Was she working a ranch in South Dakota?  Did she break up a human trafficking ring in East Los Angeles?  Maybe . . . maybe she was testing ice cream flavors in Vermont.  We hear Ben and Jerry need a lot of help with that.

Although we’ll have to wait until tonight to find out for sure, here’s a little Today Show tease from Steph to you, with love:



 

Welcome back Stephanie (insert Law & Order chimes here).

 

Previously:

Top 5 "Law & Order" Stars Who NEED Memoirs
Mariska Hartigay Recovers From a Collapsed Lung and Stephanie March Returns to "SVU" 
Hey, When Did "Law & Order" Get Kind Of Good Again?

 


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