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Could Drake Bell Be The Next Zac Efron?

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

He's cute.  He sings pretty.  He has the swoopy hair.  He was a child star.  He’s got a new leading guy gig on CBS.  We’re just saying, maybe we should take a closer look.

Details and further photographic evidence after the jump.

So Drake Bell, of Nickelodeon’s Drake and Josh, will be in CBS’ teen pilot Fish Tank starring as a teen who “winds up getting the family house to himself during the week when his parents start commuting.”

We love a teen-star turned slightly inappropriate crush object for 20 and 30-something cable watchers.  You know, an actor who looks sixteen and fresh out of 3rd period gym, but is actually in his early twenties.  Zac Efron has been the subject of slightly creepy crushing and attention for quite some time.  Isn’t it about time for a new recruit?  As Drake takes his tentative first steps into the CBS spotlight, we’ve got to ask if he’s man enough for Zac’s gig.

Drake’s got the tween network history and following.  He occasionally looks marginally pubescent in the patented way of Efron.  And he’s definently got the Swop-de-swoop hair happening:


Also, he sings (with a guitar . . . take that Zafron).  And he shows up at award shows with a pretty brunette on his arm with somewhat swoopy hair and possible vocal talent.



Seems like Drake poised to take over the throne exceeeeeepppppt Zac has Drake beaaaat in one department: Shirtlessness.  Drake seems rather fond of keeping the chesticles on lock down whereas Zaccy Zac . . ..

 

Well, you know.

Also, Drake’s been working on some out of bounds facial hair:

 

How you gonna be a nubile teen lust object with a man beard?  We’re just not sure Drake’s up for the job.  Zac, you’ll have to carry on, buddy.


(variety.com)

 

Previously:

Today in TMI: Zac Efron (and his Mom) Love a Condom
Robert Pattison and Zac Efron Get Props For Oscar Appeal

Oscars Lure Tweens With Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron

Why Are The "HSM" Girls Dressed Like Thrift Store Brides?

 


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