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Cat Cora Is A Sci-Fi Lesbian

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Iron Chef Cat Cora and her partner Jennifer are both expecting sons, three months apart. Excellent! But it's the very 21st century way these dual pregnancies are going down that has our small heterosexual brians a bit bugged-out and boggled...

The "Iron Chef America" star says on her MySpace page that she and her partner, Jennifer, are each expecting sons.

"(Jennifer) carried my embryo and I carried hers," Cora told OK Magazine. "It's like surrogating, but obviously all of our kids are equal."

Whoa, chef. How is anything obvious in this arrangement? This hetero male correspondent got very confused indeed, to the point where the question "wait, what's going where?" was asked to the girlfriend, who explained the logistics, and the likely reasoning. "You know, they love each other, and each wants to carry the other's child." 

Huh. Right. Very sweet, and very futuristic, like some lost lesbian espisode of The Jetsons.

So congratulations, chef. We think we understand what's happening now. But we don't understand why anyone - gay, straight, sane - would choose to have two babies three months apart. There's no sci-fi solution to that, unless Rosie The Robot Maid is available for nanny duty. 

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