
Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller Sheen welcomed twin boys Bob and Max on Saturday, which meant news outlets across the globe got to try out their best "Two And A Half Men" punny headlines. Sheen, 43, has two young daughters with new Dancing With The Stars contestant Denise Richards, and a 24-year-old daughter with former girlfriend Paula Profit. (Incidentally, the fact that Charlie Sheen has a 24-year-old kid makes us feel impossibly old.) Now that Charlie's got boys, it's only a matter of time before they do fun father-son activities together, like playing catch and buying hookers. Who said that? Mean! Can't we all just be happy?
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