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Stay Classyfied: Casting Handsome, Charming Playboy For Major Cable Reality Show

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Are you a Beatty? Warren, not Ned...

Are you an "accomplished womanizer" who's ready to meet "the one"? Then this is for you...

CASTING: HANDSOME, CHARMING PLAYBOY FOR MAJOR CABLE REALITY SHOW (Los Angeles)


Reply to: job-hhhvm-1082567640@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-19, 1:38PM PDT


Looking for a handsome, charming, playboy to star in new reality show on major cable network.

Are you an accomplished womanizer w/ a million notches on your bedpost who is now feeling it might be time to find "the one"? If so, we're looking for you!

Send a recent photo, along with a description of why you're our perfect playboy, to the email address above. Include your age, height, weight, education level, favorite activities, and a description of your recent dating history (last 3 - 5 yrs).

This may be a huuuge break for the right guy... We look forward to hearing from you soon!






  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Compensation: possible LARGE prize
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1082567640

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