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Stay Classyfied: MTV Wants To Give YOU "A Shot At Love"!

Posted by Chenda Ngak

Break out your bi-kinis and your dental dam, because MTV is casting for Season 4 of A Shot at Love. No details about whose bisexual "love" you'll be vying for, or whether Tila Tequila will be returning to the show in any capacity, but does it matter? We're confident that MTV will deliver an equally imbalanced, equally barely dressed fameball... So, could you someday wind up having beautiful bathroom sex with said fameball? Here are the details...

MTV’s sexual stereotype shattering reality show “A Shot at Love” is coming back for an all new fourth season with a whole new cast! Forget what you think you know about the hottest show on TV!

We’re scouring the country once more in search of the most eligible, alluring, outrageous, and adventurous men and women to go head-to-head for a chance to win the heart of our bi-sexual bachelorette in the ultimate battle of the sexes because all is fair in love and war.

If you are at least 21 years old, and have the sex appeal, heart and spirit to win the love of our gorgeous Bi-Bachelorette, then we want to hear from you! (shotatlovecasting.com; craigslist.org)

Whatever happened to honesty in advertising? It's not even "Love" that we have a problem with. But we all know that by "hottest" they mean "skankiest." Why not just say it? We're all grown-ups here, right? Well, we're all legal, anyway.

Also, we get it: YOU WANT BI CHICKS! Why stop at that superfluous hyphen if you're gonna be so bald about it. Break out a <blink> tag or something!

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Chenda Ngak has contributed to GamePro magazine, Star Wars Insider, OMGlists.com, Flixster.com, and OrbitzInsider.com. In her free time, she blogs about technology, celebrities, and geeky stuff at Effinnerds.com.

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