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"DWTS": The Denise Richards/Holly Madison Showdown [VIDEO]

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

First of all, we're weirded out by Maksim C's chest in this picture. We just want to go on record as saying we find him a tad gross.  Needless to say, we weren't sorry to see MC Skeevy and partner, Denise Richards in the bottom two this week facing off against Holly Madison and Dmitry Chaplin -- incredibly injured cast members Steve-O and Steve Wozniak survived to dance another day.

So, who was worse: Holly or Denise?  Let's go to the video...

First, Denise and Maksim (note: Maksim's aforementioned creep factor at the beginning of this clip)...

Now, Holly and Dmitry (note: Holly's knee high tube socks are rocking our world)...

Yeah, we got to go with Holls on this one.  The judges are with us too.  We feel like it's Denise's ill-advised tutu coupled with the Barry Manilow-esque version of Filter's Take My Picture that really sealed the deal.  Also, that's what Maksim Chmerkovskiy gets for being a bitter Betty about Melissa Rycroft

Is it weird that we kind of want Steve Wozniak to win the whole thing?  Granted, we're new to the whole DWTS phenomenon -- is the point to be the best dancer or is the point to be the most likable?  Because if the point is to be the best dancer then the whole thing is doomed from the start.  How can you expect someone like, say, Steve Guttenberg to compete with the likes of Kristi Yamaguchi (and please don't try and tell us that figure skating isn't similar to ballroom dancing because you're a liar)?

Previously:

 DWTS Injury Report: Steve-O's Back in The Game; Wozniak Pulls a Hamstring [VIDEO]

DWTS Maksim Chmerkovskiy Trashes ABC's Decision To Cast Melissa Rycroft 

DWTS: Holly Isn't The Best Dancer, But She's Got Hot Girlfriends [VIDEO]

DWTS: Here Comes Season Eight


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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for nerve.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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