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Melissa Rycroft Nude In Playboy? Can She Ask Holly Madison For Tips?

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

She's apparently been offered a boatload of money by Hef...

Hefner reportedly sent reality show babe numero uno Melissa Rycroft an offer of 500 grand, with a hand-written note, and an invitation to come to the mansion to discuss. But Rycroft's DWTS contract forbids posing nude for at least three months until after this season ends. We suspect Hefner can wait - and if Rycroft doesn't agree, he can pretend she did, put her head on Holly Madison's nude body, and call it a Dancing With The Stars photo composite in extremely tiny print. What? The New York Post does stuff like that all the time. 

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