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"American Idol": Kara DioGuardi Makes Paula Abdul Look Smarter?

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Very rough article on Kara DioGuardi by Joanna Weiss of the Boston Globe, which says

So there were high hopes for Kara DioGuardi, with her songwriting talents, her music industry experience, her gruff sensibility. Yet so far, she's accomplished only one thing: making Paula look smarter.

Very rough, but maybe not wrong. Weiss does a good job of backing up her point...

Now, keep in mind, we're not talking Mensa smart here. We're talking Paula smart. She still gushes about pierced hearts and inner beauty, and she still has the syntax of Sarah Palin on a caffeine high. But somewhere hidden in all of those words, she usually has a point. And more often than not, her observations are sharper, more vivid, and more useful than anything Kara has to say.

Consider, for example, their dueling comments last week about R&B singer Lil Rounds:

Kara: "So I think tonight we got a glimpse of what we saw in the beginning, which is this singer who can just let it out and wow us. And I think we need to see more of that. But Lil, you back in the Rounds."

Paula: "I don't want to see an adult contemporary Lil Rounds."

Or about energetic crooner Adam Lambert:

Paula: "There are artists who have longevity in this business because of their unique and riveting performances. I'll name a few. Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, and Adam Lambert."

Kara: "It was like Studio 57 up in here tonight!"

Advantage Paula, who, over and over again this season, has managed to emit little nuggets of wisdom. While the numerically challenged Kara tends to ramble and repeat stock phrases - "Who are you as an artist?" "What we're looking for is artistry. . ." - Paula finds an apt analogy or suggests a useful bit of stagecraft. She told since-departed Megan Joy Corkrey, who danced like one of those plastic Hawaiian hula dolls, that she should sit on a stool beneath a spotlight. She told blind pianist Scott MacIntyre that he was boring us by sitting behind a piano every week. And while Simon poked fun at her in both cases, Paula happened to be right.

All of this leads to obvious questions: Idol's ratings are down this year, and the 4 judge format, and Kara DioGuardi in particular, have not generally been well received - so is DioGuardi coming back next year? Will she be replaced? Or will Idol go back to three judges? What do you guys think should happen, and will happen?

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