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ShamWow: His Side, And The Police Evidence Photos

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

As we reported, Shamwow pitchman Vince Shlomi got into a vicious, bloody encounter with Sasha Harris, the Miami prostitute pictured above. All we knew initially was that Shlomi beat the living crap out of her, but now we've got his side of the story, and the brutal, horrific crime scene photos, which look like something out of American Psycho or Dexter...

according to an account Shlomi gave cops, he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels.

Somehow, charges aren't being filed against either Shlomi or the prostitute, which seems incredibly hard to believe when you look at these photos, courtesy of The Smoking Gun. Nothing criminal occured here? This is kinda just something that happened?

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Comments

Fatima Blackwell said:

I think that Vince is a total goofball. Karma is a bitch, especially when you find time to rip people off!!!

April 21, 2009 6:34 PM

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