
Here's the thing: Josh Holloway and his wife just had a new baby girl, and we couldn't be more thrilled for them. Really. It's just that we gave up coffee eleven days ago, and we're doing fine -- thanks for asking -- but just because we're over the hump of the first miserable week without caffeine doesn't mean we need Josh Holloway and his annoyingly fashionable wife going out of their way to rub it in our face...

Josh and his wife, Yessica (that dress is fierce, no?) welcomed their first child, Java Kumala last week. Again, not that we're not psyched for you, but really, guys? Java? We admit to being a bit high strung about the coffee issue, but a) you could've been more sensitive to our needs, and b) as a name, "Java" is right under "Petal Blossom Rainbow."
Previously:
Naked Chef Jamie Oliver Saddles Newborn Daughter With Flowery Baby Name
Ashlee and Pete: In Defense of Weird Baby Names
Ashlee Simpson Jumps on The Weird Baby Name Bandwagon
Congratulations Scott Wolf and Kelly From "Real World: New Orleans"
Congratulations, Carson Daly!