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Rod Blagojevich In The Costa Rican Jungle Could Be The Best Reality Show Ever

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Wow. We didn't follow this guy before the scandal, but everything he's done subsequently has made us question if he ever had dignity. At least Eliot Spitzer apologized profusely, and is writing all kinds of grown-up political articles.  Not Blago. Nope, word is he's asking for permission to leave the country to go to the Costa Rican jungle and film a humiliating reality show. Well, we say humiliating, but it appears Rod Blagojevich is incapable of being humiliated.

NBC says it wants Blagojevich, who pleaded not guilty to federal racketeering and fraud charges Tuesday, to appear on its upcoming show "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!"

A network statement says 10 celebrities will be dropped into the Costa Rican jungle "to face challenges designed to test their skills in adapting to the wilderness."

Great, fallen NBC is trying to use fallen Governor to boost their ratings. But he'd never do that, would he? Oh hell, yeah, he would:

Blagojevich's legal problems could end the venture before it begins. The ousted governor's bond does not allow him to leave the United States.

An attorney close to his legal defense says Blagojevich is seeking permission from a judge to leave the country to appear on the show.

No sane judge would grant that permission, but then we thought no sane judge would give Kenley Collins a $120 fine for throwing a cat at a sleeping man. There may be insane judges all over the place.  And if an insane judge grants permission, Blago in the jungle could be Must-See TV. Although if it were up to us we'd be even happier seeing him on Lie To Me. 

But that won't happen. 

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