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Stay Classyfied: Looking For Young, Attractive Women For Reality TV/Game Show Pilot

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

So this classified ad is already shady, what with the extremely vague details, the "no experience necessary", and the claim that this show will be made by "a seasoned team of television professionals" who provide zero credentials. And then this line:

Full body shots are helpful and a description/location of visible tattoos.

Orange perv alert... 

New Reality TV / Game Show: Open Casting (Upper West Side)


Reply to: job-r7r5f-1131208802@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-20, 12:09PM EDT


A seasoned team of television professionals is creating a pilot of a new, national reality T.V. series (Title to be determined).

We are looking for young, attractive women, 5'6" to 5'10" tall, with a pleasing, upbeat personality, a good sense of humor and a healthy, open attitude towards sex and dating. You must be able to speak openly about your past dating experiences (and PG-rated sexual experiences) on camera and you MUST be able to take direction. We are looking to hire between 4 and 6 applicants. No experience is necessary for the right candidates, but you should feel comfortable in front of a camera.

Please submit photos and a brief description of yourself (keeping the above description in mind) and all of your past work experience that might apply (if any). Full body shots are helpful and a description/location of visible tattoos.

Thanks.

  • Compensation: Auditions are non-paid, call-backs are non-paid. Pilot filming will include a day-rate of $250. per performer/per day. (2 day minimum)
  • This is a contract job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.




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