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Today In Ewwww: Heidi And Spencer Finally Got Married [VIDEO]

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Oh, Dear God.

After endless fake Hills weddings, manufactured Hills will they or won't they drama, and vomit-inducing "we only break up to make up" innuendo on Extra, or Access Hollywood or whatever, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag finally tied the God-forsaken knot this weekend. Of course fan, paparazzi, and Hills cameras were there to catch all the action. Here's a brief blond tease if you just can't wait for the whole shebang on The Hills finale.

 

 

 

Pardon us for asking the obvious, but: Is there a couple as objectively frightening as these two? Really, can you think of a pair of people as shiny, plastic, and camera-hungry. They are the Children of the Celebu-Corn. All grown up. It's terrifying to watch their unending quest for talentless fame. And yet, here we are. Posting and thereby toasting their shiny plastic nuptuals. Sigh.

 

 

Congratulations?

 

(people.com)

(eonline.com)

 

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