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Of Course Prince Got Teased A Lot As A Child [VIDEO]

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Prince was on PBS' Tavis Smiley Show Monday and Tuesday nights, and a running theme throughout the interviews was how much he got teased as a child. Must have been the raspberry beret. Seriously, can you imagine? The dude is five-foot-nothing, can't weigh more than a buck twenty, and wears cutoff shirts and assless pants. That can't have been a pleasant junior high school experience. Of course, being a musical genius can solve a lot of your problems.  

There are a number of revelations in the Smiley interviews, including that Prince Rogers Nelson doesn't vote, had epilepsy, and believes in the loopy chemtrail conspiracy theory. But if you don't know Prince is batshit crazy, then you haven't been a Prince fan for very long. The guy's name was an unpronounceable symbol, for Chrissakes. So we kinda knew all that, although the details of his craziness are interesting. Mostly, we just dream of Prince The Jehovah's Witness one day knocking on our doors. We still wouldn't take the materials - and if he looked upset, we would ask him if this is what it sounds like when the doves cry.

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