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Heidi Klum Is Shutting Down The Baby Factory

Posted by Olivia Purnell


 

Heidi is currently incubating her fourth child. Even as we type, a little bitty babe is gestating inside her, preparing for a long-legged life of flawless physical beauty and throaty vocal stylings. 'Cause that's what happens when your Mama is Heidi don't-look-directly-into-my-hotness Klum and your Daddy's Time Keeps On Slippin' Slippin' Slippin'. That kid, like the other three, is pre-destined for the good life.

That kid also might be the last of his or her ilk.

Heidi is probably closing up shop. She tells Ellen Degeneres that she and Seal might be dunzo after number four saying:

"We kind of took one baby at a time, and every time we thought, 'Yeah, one more, that's it' … But I think now it's the first time I feel like this is it."  

Wow, the woman who practically invented post-pregnancy hotness is hanging up her Lamaz card for good. World watch closely, pay attention, take notes, and possibly video, this is the last time we'll see Heidi's freakishly beautiful body swing from glowing pregnancy to runway ready perfection. 

 

(people.com)

Previously:

Top Three People Who Could Use a "Project Runway" Makeover

"Project Runway" Gets An Airdate, And A Companion Series

Heidi Klum Gets Psyched For "Project Runway" Season Six, And Baby Number Four [VIDEO]

 


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