
Dear Allison Iraheta,
We're not going to beat around the bush. You were robbed. In our opinion, Danny's "Dream On" screech...
...And Kris's general lameness should've easily secured you a spot in the finale. Tragically, there's now a possibility we'll have to suffer through a finale duet in which Kris struggles to keep up with Adam. Shudder. Nevertheless, we're not too worried about your future because, given your stellar vocal ability and badass haircut, we have no doubt (ha.) that Kara Dioguardi will pounce on you the second the show's over demanding to write your album -- she loves her a Rocker Grrrl. And really, as long as Adam actually wins this rodeo, we don't really care who goes home between now and then.
On the plus side, at least you got to stay long enough to watch Paula Abdul perform in all her lipsynching glory...

All our love,
The Remote Island
Previously:
American Idol: Rock Your Body
American Idol: The Piano Man
American Idol: Rat Pack Brats
American Idol: More Than a Woman
Aw, KC and Freda Payne Weren't That Bad On American Idol