
Nothing airbrushed here, folks…
In utterly shocking
news, Rock of Love 2 “winner” Ambre Lake and Bret
Michaels didn’t make it work. He’s
too busy, see, for a relationship. Touring, and not a fear of intimacy with a
woman anywhere near his age, keep him from making a true commitment. But VH1
has found the perfect solution: don’t take Bret away from his madcap, rock ‘n’
roll lifestyle. Bring the ladies to
the lifestyle!
And thus we have “Rock of Love Bus with Bret
Michaels.” Because the only thing sexier than fame-whoring VH1 contestants
drunk in a McMansion, is fame-whoring VH1 contestants drunk on a tour bus. We
can smell it now! And, yes, we’re excited.
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