The 2009 MTVMA nominations are in, and it seems MTV is trying to woo Brad and Angelina to the party by nominating La Jolie for absolutely everything they can...
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Really? America's favorite Friend kicking ass and taking names? Wouldn't Rachel mess up her famous hair? We don't know about this...
Ok, so we couldn't resist another reason to bring up Robert Pattinson. We know, he's a movie actor. Shoot us. But the Oscars ratings have been pouring in and it looks like tweens couldn't resist him or Zac Efron!
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Marley and Me? Christmas Day record? For real, though?
America’s sweetheart sat down with GQ for the January cover interview. And the former Friend had some things to get off her chest. Then she had some clothes to get off her chest.Oooooooh Jenny!Check out the resulting cover photo and sassy commentary after the jump.
OK, so, the bad news: Swingtown is so not gonna get renewed. As we mentioned a few weeks back, CBS has already switched timeslots with it and a cop drama featuring the pink Power Ranger, which -- and we're no experts here -- never seems like a good sign. Well, it wasn't; the ratings got even crummier. Now comes word that Grant Show, the mustachioed airline pilot whose marriage brought the "swing" to, well, lots of towns (we're guessing) is joining Private Practice.
Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.
Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.
Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.
Ben Kallen is an entertainment, health and humor writer who's been lectured to by Sidney Poitier, argued with by Lea Thompson and smiled at by Jennifer Connelly. He's the coauthor of The No S Diet and author of The Year in Weird, along with hundreds of magazine articles. He lives near the beach in Los Angeles, just like the gang from Three's Company.
Nicole Ankowski has lived in Ohio, Oakland, and on the high plains of South Dakota, but is now proud to call Brooklyn home. She wrote for alternative weekly papers in the first two states, and tried to learn Lakota in the last. (The vowels can be tricky.) She just earned her MFA in Creative Writing and has been published in Beeswax literary journal. She is unable to resist good writing or bad TV.
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