If
it weren't for this darn VP debate, we'd probably be enjoying the CSI
season premiere tonight. Normally, we couldn't be chuffed, considering
that thanks to Spike TV, we are basically ensured of seeing every
single episode of that show at some point before we die, so why worry
about it now. But from what we can tell, Gary Dourdan has indeed been
brought back for at least one more episode, after being unceremoniously
let go last year thanks to his epic drug bust -- and frankly, we are
fascinated by TV shows killing off maincharacters, so we're dying to
know how this one goes down.
But all that will be resolved next
week. In the meantime, to hold us and all y'all CSI fans out there over
for the next seven days, we are treating everyone to another in our
ongoing series of Imaginary Fights, lovingly researched and crafted by
Jake Kalish, author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.
Our experiment this week: what would happen if the Vegas Crime Lab --
and Miami, and New York -- had to deal with America's favorite serial
killer, Dexter Morgan.
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