Whitney Port. Of all The Hills girls, she’s probably the least annoying. She’s even halfway likeable. Halfway,
we said. She’s cute. She seems sweet enough but not too sweet, like
vegan cheesecake (also, she’s pale and low in calories). She’s got
that fashion-line thing she’s working on. And, she’s inexplicably
attentive whenever Lauren Conrad has some inane bit of information to
discuss on The Hills. We’d have slapped that ho by now.
We’re happy she’s getting her own spinoff . . .
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