OK, guys, we admit it: we had a night off from recapping Fringe and decided to cut loose. Meaning we took a pass on watching the debate -- which we kind of figured would be boring -- and went off to Scanner Emily's book release party.
And goddamn, are we glad we did. 'Cause we've been seeing clips and recaps and frankly, it sounds like watching a homeless couple argue in a bus station. Pointless, codependent, passive aggressive, and drawn out like You-Know-My-Name-Is-Simon was running the whole thing. We blame Brokaw, who probably should have been played by Katie Couric if we'd wanted to see anything interesting. Screw the format, right?
Our philosophy from now on: Presidential debates are like blind dates -- a few hints of something interesting but never as good as they could be. It's VP debates for us from now on -- and then only if the contestants are hot!
