Rock of Love 3: Get On the Rock of Love Bus

Nicole Ankowski — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:32:00 GMT

Nothing airbrushed here, folks…

In utterly shocking news, Rock of Love 2 “winner” Ambre Lake and Bret Michaels didn’t make it work. He’s too busy, see, for a relationship. Touring, and not a fear of intimacy with a woman anywhere near his age, keep him from making a true commitment. But VH1 has found the perfect solution: don’t take Bret away from his madcap, rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. Bring the ladies to the lifestyle!

And thus we have “Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels.” Because the only thing sexier than fame-whoring VH1 contestants drunk in a McMansion, is fame-whoring VH1 contestants drunk on a tour bus. We can smell it now! And, yes, we’re excited.

“Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels takes contestants out of the mansion and on the road in true rock star style. This season will feature all-new ladies vying for Bret’s affection while traveling across America following Bret on a month-long tour. The contestants will face new challenges to see if they can handle the rock star life on the road,” explains the VH1 press release.

“This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!”

Indeed.

Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels is scheduled to premiere in early 2009. Get your bandanas ready!

Previously:
Rock of Love 2's Daisy: Sore Loser, Hot Mess

Rock of Love 2's Daisy: Sore Loser, Hot Mess

Nicole Ankowski — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Oh, Daisy de la Hoya. Booted off Rock of Love 2 and still causing trouble. TMZ’s always-classy cameras caught the young, um, “star” and a friend outside a nightclub. When asked if Brett was still dating Rock of Love winner Ambre, Daisy seemed to say they weren’t. Or they were. Or she doesn’t quite remember who Ambre is...

But in this video she did say she and Brett had been hanging out recently, and “we weren’t talking.” (Then again, who would want to talk with her, anyway?) Um, scandal? If you care? See the enlightening video here.

[TV Squad and TMZ]

The Remote Island : Ambre Lake

Rock of Love 3: Get On the Rock of Love Bus

And thus we have “Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels.” Because the only thing sexier than fame-whoring VH1 contestants drunk in a McMansion, is fame-whoring VH1 contestants drunk on a tour bus. We can smell it now! And, yes, we’re excited.

Previously: Rock of Love 2's Daisy: Sore Loser, Hot Mess

Rock of Love 2's Daisy: Sore Loser, Hot Mess

Previously:
Rock of Love 2's Daisy: Sore Loser, Hot Mess