The Remote Island : Neve Campbell

OMG, Neve Campbell is that you?

Olivia Purnell — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:20:00 GMT

We had such good times together, girl! Remember The Craft? You chanted extracurricular Wicca spells with your girlfriends to make you the hot girl in school. You gossiped, and strut in slow motion wearing Catholic schoolgirl looks. Skeet Ulrich was there. It was great.

Remember the Scream movies? Scream 1 through 19. Wasn’t Jada Pinkett-Smith in one of those with you . . . Do you two still talk? Cause she’s awesome. Tell her we say hey.

Remember Wild Things? Remember macking on Denise Richards in the swimming pool? You don’t? Well let’s refresh your memory.

Neve and Denise pic after the jump . . .

Yup, that’s the infamous kiss.

As much fun as that whole Wild Thing was, our favorite memory with you is Party of Five. We lurved having you up on the television screen week after week, with your whole fam. You know, Claudia, Owen, Charlie . . . Bailey (did you hear Scott Wolf is having a baby?!?).

There’s this rumor that you’ll be returning to television, Neve. We hear you might be co-starring in an NBC series called Philanthropist. The Hollywood Reporter says:

"Philanthropist," from Universal Media Studios, centers on Teddy Rist (James Purefoy), a renegade billionaire who uses his wealth, connections and power to help people in need around the world.

"Party of Five" alumna Campbell will play the wife of his business partner and lifelong friend, Phillip (Jesse Martin), who runs the two billionaires' charitable foundation and has strong chemistry with Teddy. (thr.com)

THR goes so far as to report that you may be flying to South Africa where Philanthropist is being shot! Is this true? We definitely hope so.

Small suggestion though: Slide the producers your resume and ask if they’ve considered making your character a bisexual spell-casting Catholic schoolgirl who’s friends with Jada Pinkett-Smith . . . because if anyone can work that angle, it’s you.

Previously:

OMG, Ricki Lake Is That You?

OMG, Daniel V is that you?

OMG, Bailey Is that You?

OMG, Kelly Kapowski is that you?

OMG, Bailey is that you?

Olivia Purnell — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Don’t pretend you don’t know what we’re talking about. You know you watched Party of Five. Remember? Jennifer Love Hewitt, Neve Campbell, Mathew Fox, and Scott Wolf were your best friends on Wednesday nights. Ever wonder what Scott Wolf is up to?

Wonder no more . . .

First of all, Scott Wolf is 40. Yes, 40 years old. It’s like he’s aged at an exponential rate but somehow managed to look exactly like the teenaged orphan Bailey we know and love. Second, Scott has been married to Kelley, former Real World: New Orleans cast member, for four years. If you’re not up on your Real World trivia, she was pretty blond one who was dating a doctor on the show. Third, and pay close attention here, Scott and Kelly are expecting a baby boy (People.com).

Bailey is having a child . . . You know, we bet he’ll be a great dad. All that practice with Owen will definitely pay off.

Previously:

OMG, Kelly Kapowski is that you?

OMG Dawson, Is That You?

Do NOT Start Reading The truTV Crime Library

Bryan Christian — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:25:00 GMT

Because you are either:

a) gonna get creeped out in, like, fifteen seconds

... or...

b) gonna get trapped by the mountains and mountains of seedy, disgusting, and thoroughly engrossing "true life" crime stories there.

Even as Scream spawned two top-grossing sequels, it also inspired crimes. For three or four years after its release, a number of teenagers were inspired to murder: a boy and his cousin in Los Angeles obsessed with the film murdered his mother by stabbing her 45 times; a man wearing the mask shot and killed a woman in Florida; a boy in France killed his parents while acting as Ghostface; and in England, a pair of boys repeatedly stabbed a third one, claiming the film had prompted them to do it.

Someone took those movies seriously? Neve Campbell barely took those movies seriously!