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Stay Classyfied: MTV Wants To Give YOU "A Shot At Love"!

Chenda Ngak — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:36:00 GMT

Break out your bi-kinis and your dental dam, because MTV is casting for Season 4 of A Shot at Love. No details about whose bisexual "love" you'll be vying for, or whether Tila Tequila will be returning to the show in any capacity, but does it matter? We're confident that MTV will deliver an equally imbalanced, equally barely dressed fameball... So, could you someday wind up having beautiful bathroom sex with said fameball? Here are the details...

MTV’s sexual stereotype shattering reality show “A Shot at Love” is coming back for an all new fourth season with a whole new cast! Forget what you think you know about the hottest show on TV!
We’re scouring the country once more in search of the most eligible, alluring, outrageous, and adventurous men and women to go head-to-head for a chance to win the heart of our bi-sexual bachelorette in the ultimate battle of the sexes because all is fair in love and war.
If you are at least 21 years old, and have the sex appeal, heart and spirit to win the love of our gorgeous Bi-Bachelorette, then we want to hear from you! (shotatlovecasting.com; craigslist.org)

Whatever happened to honesty in advertising? It's not even "Love" that we have a problem with. But we all know that by "hottest" they mean "skankiest." Why not just say it? We're all grown-ups here, right? Well, we're all legal, anyway.

Also, we get it: YOU WANT BI CHICKS! Why stop at that superfluous hyphen if you're gonna be so bald about it. Break out a <blink> tag or something!

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Stay Classyfied: Casting Handsome, Charming Playboy For Major Cable Reality Show

Jake Kalish — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:20:00 GMT

Are you a Beatty? Warren, not Ned...

Are you an "accomplished womanizer" who's ready to meet "the one"? Then this is for you...

CASTING: HANDSOME, CHARMING PLAYBOY FOR MAJOR CABLE REALITY SHOW (Los Angeles)

Reply to: job-hhhvm-1082567640@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-03-19, 1:38PM PDT

Looking for a handsome, charming, playboy to star in new reality show on major cable network.

Are you an accomplished womanizer w/ a million notches on your bedpost who is now feeling it might be time to find "the one"? If so, we're looking for you!

Send a recent photo, along with a description of why you're our perfect playboy, to the email address above. Include your age, height, weight, education level, favorite activities, and a description of your recent dating history (last 3 - 5 yrs).

This may be a huuuge break for the right guy... We look forward to hearing from you soon!

Location: Los Angeles
Compensation: possible LARGE prize
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Stay Classyfied: Be An MTV VJ! Sort Of!

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Stay Classyfied: MTV Casting Call! Looking For HOT Couples!

Stay Classyfied: Looking For "Hot" Attractive, Single Females

Stay Classyfied: Be An MTV VJ! Sort Of!

Bryan Christian — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:47:00 GMT

Our favorite MTV VJ will always be Jesse Camp, who got the job thanks to determined, unrelenting idiocy and the skills of a web programmer willing and able to rig a rudimentary, pre-Captcha web contest. Will we ever see his likes again? Not on MTV, we think, or even MTV2... but maybe on MTVU? Heck, they're looking for VJ's on Craigslist, fer crying out loud, so who knows.

The "U" in MTVU could stand for "you"!

MTV VJ / Host Position (New York City, NY)

Reply to: job-xsa6f-1070027430@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-03-11, 10:47AM EDT

MTV is searching for hosts / VJs for our on-campus college network: mtvU. Knowledge of music trivia, music's major players, music history and the industry is desired, and a background in journalism, communications or music is ideal. We're seeking fun, outgoing, articulate, spirited people who are either in college or recent college graduates. Candidates must possess bold personalities and have the ability to think quickly on their feet in a fast-paced environment.

FOR MORE INFO OR TO APPLY, CLICK HERE

Location: New York City, NY
Compensation: negotiable
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Stay Classyfied: MTV Casting Call! Looking For HOT Couples!

Jake Kalish — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:35:00 GMT

Don't worry, you don't have to be this hot.

Guys - do you pride yourself on being a "Bad Boy"? Do you date the hottest girls? Do you have the freshest style and the utmost confidence? Do you like to flaunt your money? Are you the alpha male of your crew?

Well, then you kind of sound like a dick. Oh, sorry. Here's a show, just for you and your hot girl!

MTV Casting Call! Looking for HOT couples! (Midtown)

Reply to: job-kpsgt-1062753146@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-03-06, 9:36AM EST

MTV AND TIJUANA ENTERTAINMENT ARE CURRENTLY CASTING COUPLES FOR AN ALL-NEW TELEVISION SERIES!

Guys…
Do you pride yourself on being a "Bad Boy"?
Do you think you’re the next Kanye West?
Do you date the hottest girls?
Do you have the most baller job in NYC?
Do you like to flaunt your money?
Do you always have the freshest style and utmost confidence?
Are you the alpha-male of your crew?

We are looking for hot couples living around the NY area for a brand new MTV series. If you are between the ages of 18-25 and would like to participate, MTV wants to hear from you!

To be considered, please email recent photo(s) of you and your girlfriend(s), best contact info, & a short bio highlighting your personality to diane.hotchickswithbadboys@gmail.com

All Eligible Candidates: 1. Must currently be at least 18 years of age as of 2/2009.  2. Must be available for 3 days of shooting during March- April 2009.  3. Must live in/around New York or New Jersey

Compensation: Will be discussed
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
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Stay Classyfied: Win A Walk-On Role To "Breaking Bad"

Jake Kalish — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:44:00 GMT

Wow. This one's legit, and legitimately very cool. Submit a one-minute video audition, and you could win a cool grand, a trip to New Mexico, a walk-on role, and the chance to meet our interview subject Bryan Cranston. Check it out...

Win a Walk-on Role to Breaking Bad TV Series

Reply to: job-deese-1060342783@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-03-04, 3:15PM EST

Breaking Bad and its Emmy-winning star Bryan Cranston return for a second season on Sunday, March 8 at 10PM | 9C.

Submit video audition (under one-minute) and win $1000, a trip to New Mexico, and a walk-on role in Season 3 of AMC's Breaking Bad TV Series.

View entries and enter here: http://blogs.amctv.com/breaking-bad-contest

Compensation: Walk on role, $1000, Trip to New Mexico
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Stay Classyfied: Looking For "Hot" Attractive, Single Females

Jake Kalish — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:35:00 GMT

These are tough times...

Are you a "hot" attractive single female interested in dating millionaires worldwide? Then you'll love this "new and unique" dating service which "may also become a Reality TV show", but is much more likely a prostitution ring...

Looking For “Hot” Attractive, Single Females (New York City-Nationwide)

Reply to: job-1052497649@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-02-27, 5:15AM EST

Looking for “Hot” attractive, single females who are interested in dating Millionaires’ worldwide. We are a new and unique dating service opening nationwide and want sexy women of all ethnic backgrounds. This project may also become a Reality TV show. There is NO cost to join for the women we choose. Only serious candidates should reply to this ad. We will be conducting interviews ASAP. If interested, email us your photo and contact info.

You can also mail us your photo and contact info. to:

Ms. Allen or Mr. Scalzi
9903 Santa Monica Blvd. #947
Beverly Hills, CA 90212

Location: New York City-Nationwide
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Stay Classyfied: Seeking Elderly Couples For A New Comedy Game Show!

Jake Kalish — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:35:00 GMT

Are you old? Do you want to possibly be humiliated? Then you'll love this opportunity...

Seeking Elderly Couples for a New Comedy Game Show! (Manhattan)

Reply to: newyorkgameshow@gmail.com ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-02-26, 1:50PM EST

We are a new comedy game show on a major cable network - seeking ELDERLY COUPLES who want to be part of our show!

Our game show consists of several challenges, performed by six contestants competing for a prize. This is where YOU come in, to help make the challenges over-the-top and difficult to complete! We are looking for outgoing and quirky people who have a good sense of humor.

This is a non-speaking role, must be available in New York City between 3/10-3/20, exact shoot date TBD.

Please send a recent photo & contact info ASAP to the above address.

Thanks!

Location: Manhattan
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Stay Classyfied: Need Advice? Want To be On TV?

Jake Kalish — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:11:00 GMT

There may be a show for you, although we can't tell exactly what the hell this is:

Need advice? Want to be on TV? (Manhattan)

Reply to: job-1050842339@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-02-25, 9:08PM EST

Having trouble getting your lazy ass off the couch?
Tired of looking for love in all the wrong effing places?
Do you go to work wondering when you decided to sell your soul for a flavorless piece of corporate America that doesn't pay sh*t??

Well, today's your lucky day.

Come talk to us. We'll give you FREE advice on life, love, and the pursuit of happiness... as long as you're okay with being filmed.

Email us with your name, telephone number, a photograph, and tell us what's wrong, and someone will contact you immediately.

(We begin filming on March 7th...so hurry up!)

Location: Manhattan
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Stay Classyfied: Are You The Hot Guy With The Attitude, Look, And Hot Girl To Match?

Jake Kalish — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:40:00 GMT

'Cause if you are, MTV is waiting to hear from you!!

Are You The Hot Guy With the Attitude, Look & Hot Girl To Match? (tri - state)

Reply to: mtvcastings@gmail.com ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-02-21, 3:38AM EST

MTV is waiting to hear from you!!

MTV and Tijuana Entertainment are currently casting couples
for an all-new television series!

We are looking for the ultimate "Bad Boys" that have the Hottest "Good Girls" on their arm!
Is your relationship rocky but exciting ?
Have you ever been called.......

FLIRT

COCKY

BAD ASS

TOUGH GUY

TROUBLE

DOUCHE BAG

And are u proud to have been called any of these? Then we want to hear from you.

We are looking for HOT COUPLES in the NY & LA area
for a brand new MTV series!
If you are between the ages of 18-28, and want to participate

To be considered, please send recent photo(s) of you

and your girlfriend(s), best contact info, & a short

bio highlighting your personality to:

MTVcastings@Gmail.com

-MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AS OF 2/2009
-MUST BE AVAILABLE FOR A 3 DAY SHOOT MARCH-APRIL 2009
-MUST LIVE IN/AROUND NEW YORK OR LOS ANGELES

Location: tri - state
Compensation: yes
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Stay Classyfied: MTV Looking For "Players" And Women Who Have Dated Players

Jake Kalish — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:27:00 GMT

For a show hosted by Tariq "King Flex" Nasheed, the author of The Art Of Mackin'' who is seen above giving "Mack Lessons." Check it out, and see if you've got what it takes to be an MTV mack or mackee (maquette?)...

MTV Looking For "PLAYERS" and Women Who Have Dated Players (Los Angeles)

Reply to: job-1041587982@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2009-02-19, 11:08AM PST

MTV is now casting men 18-35 who are "players" and women 18-30 who have dated players for an upcoming show hosted by best selling author Tariq "King Flex" Nasheed.

Email recent photos and contact info.

http://theartofmackin.com

http://macklessonsradio.com

Location: Los Angeles
Compensation: .
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Stay Classyfied: New Game Show Needs "Great Girls!!!!"

Jake Kalish — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:55:00 GMT

That's with four exclamation points. So if you're only a three-exclamation point "Great Girl!!!", you need not apply. Here's the post. Be honest about yourself.

GAME SHOW $50,000 from producers of "Deal or no Deal" & "Wipeout" (LA)

Reply to: job-1041480395@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2009-02-19, 10:08AM PST

WE NEED GREAT GIRLS FOR THIS!!!!

This show is for both people who are great at trivia and people who are athletic!!!
The show is called "The Whole 19 Yards" for major network and is for one of the Major Networks
5 people compete for $50,000.

We need whole personalities. Types that come to mind are but not limited to:

- Athletic girls who can kick some butt!
- Hot girls with athletic moves! Tuff girls
- Huge personalities
- People with abs of steel
- People with cool jobs
- People who make us laugh
- Moms

Looking for big energy people 21-99. You can win huge money.

This is a on stage game show. NO GROSS STUNTS

We need people with BRAINS and people who are Athletic. If you are both then great but if you brain that brawn or vise versa that is great also.

email ramseycasting@gmail.com

name
age
job
phone number
picture
energy level
How athletic are you
How smart are you
Are you more Brain or Brawn:

Location: LA
Compensation: $50,000 Grand prize
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Stay Classyfied: Are You America's Oldest, Creepiest Teeny Bopper?

Jake Kalish — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:40:00 GMT

Do you idolize Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, and Zac Efron, despite being waaaayyyy too old to do so? Then there's a NATIONAL TV SHOW just waiting on Craiglist for you!

Nat’l TV Show: Are you America’s biggest ADULT teeny bopper! (NY)

Reply to: job-1038818586@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2009-02-17, 4:01PM EST

Nat’l TV Show: Are you America’s biggest ADULT teeny bopper!

Are you a mom that can’t get enough of your teens entertainment? Do you love Hannah Montana more than your kids? Are you a teeny booper for the Jonas Brothers? Have you read all of the Twilight books and have seen the movie more than once? Did you buy the High School Musical movies…and you don’t even have kids?

If you’re an adult “teeny bopper” then a NATIONAL TV SHOW wants to hear your story! Please include your contact info.

Location: NY
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2 Used Beds from "The Real World: Brooklyn" Can Be Yours

Bryan Christian — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:52:00 GMT

Highest offer today on Cragslist NY nets you the right to rent a truck and pick up this pair of stunning, piss-yellow Full/Double beds from the house/wharf/travesty where they shot the latest incarnation of MTV's neverending reality show/movable freakshack.

You might ask: "But Remote Island, isn't there an Ikea store already in Red Hook, just scant blocks away from The Real World compound?" Sure there is. But when you buy pre-owned from MTV, bed bugs, chlamydia, and endless years of bad karma are thrown in free of charge.

[via Gawker]

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Zap from "American Gladiators" Will Give You A Massage

Jake Kalish — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:25:00 GMT

Muscle-bound lioness Zap from the original American Gladiators (as well as movies like Hot Shots Part Deux) is now offering massages and bodywork on Craigslist. We were unsure whether or not to write "massages and bodywork", but if you're familiar with "massages and bodywork" on Craigslist, you know what the hell we're talking about.

Click for an image of the post -- which we're frankly surprised is still up.

Good lord, why don't we live in the Los Angeles area? Zap is our favorite bactress (bodybuilder/actress). We absolutely loved her in the John Ritter classic Skin Deep, in which the buff Miss Raye Hollitt (Yes, Zap is not her given name) appeared in the buff, doing Jack Tripper. Thank us later, if You Tube doesn't ask for your age, name, address, and Social Security Number.

For those of you who would like to remember a more innocent Zap, here is some PG-rated video from her Gladiator days, as she lists exercises she does to build endurance. We can now add one more to the list. Totally good for the forearms, trust us.