Oof, Taylor Hicks

Jake Kalish — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:44:00 GMT

The first-week sales stats are in for Taylor Hicks' new independently produced album, and let's just say there's been a wee bit of a dropoff from the numbers the "Silver Fox" did after winning Idol. And it gets way more embarrassing for Hicks...

So the new album, "The Distance", sold 9,000 copies its first week. Which sounds all right, until you compare it to the 298,000 copies his eponymous post-Idol debut album sold in its first week. The old 97% sales dropoff is not what you're looking for.

And then it gets worse. As reported by TMZ, Taylor Hicks tickets for a show at the Roxy in L.A. were reduced from the original $36.50 on the internet to nothing but the $8.75 service fee. Essentially, they were being given away. And the show still wasn't selling out. Like we said, oof.

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Bryan Christian — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:47:00 GMT

What, we were supposed to go with pictures of the old guys?

Well, just in case you guys need something on in the background of your big 4th bash, and your Blu-Ray copy of The Right Stuff ("Does he look like the kind of guy that would doo-doo in the cap-sule?") is nowhere to be found, have no fear: the nets have you covered. Somewhat.

NBC, 10PM: Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular
It's hard to get rid of American Idol alums these days -- they don't miss any opportunity to be in the spotlight -- but we'd be lying if we acted bummed about Season Five's Katharine McPhee showing up pretty much anywhere. Now, does that mean that we'll be tuning into this New York-based celebration, hosted by Tiki Barber and Natalie Morales and featuring Natasha Bedingfield, Kenny Chesney, and fellow Idol alum and Season Six winner Jordin Sparks? Probably not... but really, we crush on her hard, so we make no promises.

CBS, 10PM: Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular
Country supertars Rascal Flatts join conductor Keith Lockhart and the Boston Pops Orchestra for what we're sure will be rousing and inspiring orchestral versions of, um, whatever hits Rascal Flatts have had. Well, perhaps host Keith Ferguson -- a newly minted convert to Americanity -- will keep things lively.

PBS, 8PM: A Capitol Fourth
Jerry Lee Lewis, God bless him, is a national treasure. But like many of our nation's greatest institutions, he's also seen better days. So we can absolutely guarantee that we will not be subjecting ourselves to his affair, which also features another Idol winner, Taylor Hicks, triple-named triple-threat Brian Stokes Mitchell, and San Franciso's greatest contribution to our nation's culture, Huey Lewis and the News. Yes, we totally want to know how hard Huey and the boys rock these days -- we're guessing pretty hard; they don't seem like the types to half-ass it -- but if we wanted to risk staring into the eyes of a once powerful presence and find ourselves concerned for its future, well, we'd read the national page, thank you very much.

Happy 4th, y'all!

-- Bryan Christian / Bianca Merbaum

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