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Jake Kalish — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:55:00 GMT

The most watched Super Bowl commercial, based on a combination of both live viewers and DVR playbacks, was Go Daddy's breastilicious "Enhanced" spot, featuring sexy racecar driver Danica Patrick and a whole lot of gigantic gazongas.And here it is, the big winner...

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Rock of Love 3: Get On the Rock of Love Bus

Nicole Ankowski — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:32:00 GMT

Nothing airbrushed here, folks…

In utterly shocking news, Rock of Love 2 “winner” Ambre Lake and Bret Michaels didn’t make it work. He’s too busy, see, for a relationship. Touring, and not a fear of intimacy with a woman anywhere near his age, keep him from making a true commitment. But VH1 has found the perfect solution: don’t take Bret away from his madcap, rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. Bring the ladies to the lifestyle!

And thus we have “Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels.” Because the only thing sexier than fame-whoring VH1 contestants drunk in a McMansion, is fame-whoring VH1 contestants drunk on a tour bus. We can smell it now! And, yes, we’re excited.

“Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels takes contestants out of the mansion and on the road in true rock star style. This season will feature all-new ladies vying for Bret’s affection while traveling across America following Bret on a month-long tour. The contestants will face new challenges to see if they can handle the rock star life on the road,” explains the VH1 press release.

“This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!”

Indeed.

Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels is scheduled to premiere in early 2009. Get your bandanas ready!

Previously:
Rock of Love 2's Daisy: Sore Loser, Hot Mess

Tragedy (?) Strikes “The Girls Next Door”: Is Kendra Leaving the Mansion?

Nicole Ankowski — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:29:00 GMT

Okay, this is the same-ol’, same-ol’ gossip…but at least it gives us an excuse to post the above pic. (And, um, some nekkid shots after the jump.) Kendra might (finally) be leaving Hugh Hefner’s harem, and the same old reasons are being given for these swirling rumors: she’s young/the other girls are decrepit, ancient bats (all of 28 and 34!). Kendra likes to party, and date other men. Hef wants her 21-year-old fake boobies all to himself...

(Actually, her breasts probably aren’t that old. When did she get the implants?)

A Playboy rep denies any discontent: “Hef has always been clear that the girls were his girlfriends before the show was even signed off on. This is all news to me. We're going to be launching Season 5 of ‘The Girls Next Door' in the fall and everyone's happy and having a good time."

Looks like they are having a good time, doesn't it?

[Jezebel via NY Post]

"America" Got Censored? Woman Crushes Objects With Her Giant “Talents”

Nicole Ankowski — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Last night on America’s Got Talent, Busty Heart wowed the judges with her incredibly, ginormous, apparently nerve-dead “talents.” Yes, the woman crushes objects with her breasts. With great force. And exuberance. It’s frightening, it’s amazing…and apparently the television censors considered it too much for the normal American viewer to handle. (But Tila Tequila is still a-okay.)

Think we Americans could have handled the real deal? Here are both the tame, broadcast version, as well as the extended, uncensored video after the jump…

Do you have the feeling this woman knows how to get shit done?

Here's the broadcast version:

And the uncensored version...