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  • Obama Pound: How Down Are You Quiz

    When Obama clinched the Democratic nomination on Tuesday night he made history by becoming the first presidential nominee to "pound" his wife in public. Now the term pound has several definitions. Urban dictionary provides 30 definitions, for instance. Here are some of the best 1. A lot of weed. Can I borrow a few thousand bucks from ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 06-06-2008
  • Scarf is to Terrorist as Leather Jacket is to Gay?

                    Scanner Emily and Scanner Brian did a great job breaking the Dunkin' Donuts story. But there's a new twist nobody is paying attention to. Michelle Malkin outed Rachael Ray, as the Jihadi we always suspected she was. But now, thanks to Malkinian journalism, we have ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-30-2008
  • Guess Which Prez Candidate is Gay for Gay Marriage

    It's issues like this that remind me why I, Scanner Katie, voted for Nader (in 2000. In NY). Obvi, McCain is no fan of gay marraige (hell, MLK appreciation day is too liberal for him.) But, sadly, neither Clinton nor Obama has embraced gay marriage. So, who is the one candidate progressive enough and butch enough to stick up for equal ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-16-2008
  • Guess Who's Getting Gay Married?

    The story of California's gay marriage ban...ban was broken by our own Scanner Emily yesterday, and is one small step towards equality for mankind humankind. And one gigantic leap towards a wedding registry for a certain gay celeb who announced "for the first time, I am announcing that I am getting married." Find out who just came ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-16-2008
  • Don't Say Bill Frist Didn't Warn You About AIDS Saliva

    Looks like Dr. Senator Bill Frist wasn't a crazy homophobe after all, but a rational doctor when he bravely refused to rule out the possibility that sweat and tears transmitted HIV. Because, If sweat, tears and saliva couldn't transmit the virus, why would an HIV positive man have been sentenced to 35 years in jail for spitting? The ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-15-2008
  • Boys Who Love Serial Killers and The Girls Who Don't Love Them

    Here's some free advice for men trying to meet women online. Although it may seem counterintuitive, don't tell us your favorite book is about a misogynist serial killer. When surfing the online personals, you will run into a surprising number of (not surprisingly) single men who list American Psycho as their favorite book and/ or movie. ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-15-2008
  • Clinton Wins West VA, Obama Wins Something Else

    Hillary Clinton won the vote in West Virginia, but Barack Obama won a pretty important endorsement. And it's top secret. Luckily, Scanner Katie has her connections and spills her beans below the jump. This is top secret info. But I'm really close to Nancy Keenan, the head of NARAL: Pro-Choice America. And because we're so close, Nanc ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-14-2008
  • Gay-Friendly West Village Not That Gay-Friendly

    Guess those rainbow flags hanging outside 75% of the restaurants in Greenwhich Village aren't quite as redundant as we thought. When Khadijah Farmer, a lesbian, went to a restaurant in the village after attending a pride parade, she probably didn't expect to get kicked out. Last year, Farmer and her friends ate at the Caliente Cab ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-14-2008
  • Bill O'Reilly Erotica For Old Times' Sake

    Bill O'Reilly's recently released outburst has inspired us to republish some of his sexiest literary outbursts. So we present part one of our two-part series on Bill O'reillyrotica. This gem comes from Bill's titillating novel, Those who Trespass (ISBN 0-7679-1381-7). Those who Trespass:  A Novel of Murder and Television is ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-14-2008
  • NBC's ER in Critical Care

    ER, which has been on the air since 1994, has signed its own DNR* release. It's hard for me to admit it, but the news that the 14-year-old ER has less than a year to live, has left me in shock. At least I have time to mourn the death of this great show, which will pull the plug next February.  And at least ER will always live on in ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Katie Halper on 05-13-2008
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