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  • Ninja Hauler, The Most Entertaining Craig's List Post... Ever?

    Once in a while we publish an amusing listing on Craig's list, but this insane, inane, aggressive drivel might be one of our all time favorites. Here's a taste, "It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-16-2009
  • 30 Pound Brick of Marijuana Delivered to Wrong Address

    It's reminiscent of the plot to those once "unconventional" 90's love dramas/action movies where fate drops in on a young desperate couple in the form of something illegal that could lead to their financial freedom in a get-the-hell-outta-dodge sort of way, which is inevitably followed by blood and mayhem while we root for love ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-16-2009
  • McCain's Fem-bot Wife Wants to Go 'Dancing With the Stars'

    Today Page Six claims their "impeccably placed source" says, "Just before Thanksgiving, Cindy McCain started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show (Dancing With the Stars)." Really? This impeccably placed source also claims, "She wanted to do it very badly." But this week, Sen. McCain "put ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-16-2009
  • John and Sarah Still Need Some Time Apart

    It was a fairly quick relationship, though more than just a roll in the conservative hay. She sometimes embarrassed him in front of his friends and he never really listened to what she had to say. Sometimes things aren't meant to be, but when your ex is invited to one of the biggest parties of the year and you didn't get an invitation, ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-15-2009
  • Video: Israeli BBC in Gaza Spoof, Completely Offensive or Completely Funny?

      Israeli comedy show, "Eretz Nehederet," lampoons the BBC news coverage of Gaza.    Related:We've Changed Our Minds, We're Against Gay MarriageWhile You Were Sleeping: Tara Reid Back To The BoozeSex on the Beach: Zhang Ziyi Won't Go Nude For A Movie, But...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-15-2009
  • Delusional Washed Up Rock Star, "The Crabs Won"

      Steven Tyler is 60 and his band,  who should have had the decency to break up or go down in a private jet by the late 80s, is 39-years-old. He did an interview with February's Elle Magazine where he openly talks about sex. But when his words of advice to all men are, "Lie till you die," should we believe any of the old ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-15-2009
  • Nazi Coffee Bad For Business

      The coffee company, Tchibo, and gas station chain, Esso, have discontinued a joint advertising campaign in Germany.  "Tchibo never meant to hurt anyone's feelings," company spokeswoman Angelika Scholz said, claiming Tchibo and Esso were unaware of their new campaign slogan's old significance. The campaign slogan ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-15-2009
  • Famous A-hole Puts His Name Where It Doesn't Belong... Again

      Ahhhh, the ol' chest signing. Let's pull out and see who this aggressive breast-signer is (notice the woman's discomfort, the defensive positioning of her right arm, is she all alone?). Wait for it... Oh Lord! It's Blago! Why corrupt Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevick?! Why?! Well, because this guy obviously likes to do ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-14-2009
  • Video of the Day: First Gay Love Scene of Daytime Television or As the World Turns... Gay

    It was bound to happen. As the World Turns is the first soap opera to air a gay sex scene. OMG! Luke and Noah finally do it! Remember this is a soap opera sex scene, so there's some heavy breathing and kissing then the fade out. When we cut back it's all over, but these topless dudes are post-coital toucy-feely (and terrible actors). ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-14-2009
  • The History of Sex on Television

       From the first married couple to share a bed to the first lesbian sex scene, here is a history of network television's groundbreaking moments: First Married Couple in Bed Together Mary Kay and Johnny November 18 1947 Dumont Network   First Interracial Kiss Star Trek November 22, 1968 NBC   First Female ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Scanner Matt on 01-14-2009
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