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30. Testosterone is released in gel form.
31. Flooded with the hormone (in its organic state), rampaging gangs of men turn the New York Puerto Rican Day Parade into an open-air Tailhook.
32. Joy of Sex  guru Alex Comfort dies.
33. Guilt of Sex guru John Cardinal O'Connor dies.
34. Romance novelist Barbara Cartland swoons her last.
35. "If you don't want cancer, feel your balls." (Comedian Tom Green, after being diagnosed with testicular cancer.)
36. Rogue nations get an even sexier name.
37. Pioneering Mormon students campaign for the kiss.
38. The Supreme Court strikes down a "safe harbor" law that had restricted racy cable television programming to the hours of 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Circadian cycles around the nation return to normal.
39. American television's Big Brother house features no sex except cuddling with a virgin; in Italy, full-out fucking occurs four days after the program begins.
 40. In a notable NCMO (see No. 37), George W. Bush nuzzles Oprah Winfrey.
 41. Less non-committally, Tipper and Al tongue-wrestle on stage at the Democratic National Convention, seducing some voters and repelling others.
42. Italian man invents a chastity timer that sets off an alarm if your underwear is off for too long.
43. Montreal prostitutes form a political party — Parti Populaire des Putes — to decriminalize sex-for-pay.
44. The Supreme Court rules the Boy Scouts can legally exclude homosexuals; sex-positive activists forsake the square knot, the bowline and the double figure-eight.
45. "We were in bunk beds. They couldn't really see anything because I was under the covers, but after I'd finished, they all applauded and cheered. At least they kept quiet while I was doing it." (George Harrison, on losing his virginity in front of his bandmates.)
46. Love goddess Venus Williams wins the Open.
 47. Romanian prostitutes cut out the middleman and start accepting housework for sex.
48. Urological researchers find that men with waistlines measuring forty-two inches (a.k.a. "bears," see No. 12) are nearly twice as likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction compared with those whose girth measures thirty-two inches.
 49. Scientists ply shy, endangered pandas with Viagra and species-appropriate smut to encourage them to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
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