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From "Lynne Gets a Taste of Heaven," by Anonymous. From a website dedicated to erotic fan fiction based on the TV show Alf.

Found by Matthew Tobey

Alf . . . continued to stroke Herbert . . .
    . . . Alf bucked and a jet of jism burst from Herbert's eye and . . . into the chip dip . . .
    "Alf! Oh God, Alf. You shouldn't see me like this. But, I can't . . . I can't stop. This feels so good!"
    "You ate the chip dip, didn't you Lynne?"
    ". . . that stuff is highly addictive to human females!"
    "Lynne, meet Herbert . . . "
    There . . . was that delicious flavour from the chip dip!
    She pushed Alf back on the bed and started fucking her face up and down Herbert. . .
    "Give it to me Alf . . . Shoot all your hot spunk down my throat!"
    Alf's cum shot from Herbert, splattering against the roof of Lynne's mouth . . .
    She drank thirstily.
    "You mean I'll have to suck . . . your cock, every six hours for the rest of my life?"
    "My girlfriend Gloria on Melmack enjoyed this shape best. She was into ass . . . "
    "There is a way . . . that you only need a dose of Melmackian love cream once every twenty-four hours . . . "
    "Instead of taking the cure down your throat, you take it up your vagina."
    "Well, why the hell not! After all, Herbert is kind of cute . . . "
    Alf knelt and then ran his thick tongue along Lynne's pussy slit.
    "Oh, Alf! That feels so funny!"
    Alf's snout ground into Lynne's clit as his tongue snaked into her twat.
     . . . Herbert's six inches sank deep into the teen temptress' hot quim . . .
    "Make it bigger, Alf! Fill me with your cock!"
    "Pump it faster, Alf! I'm . . . I'm cumming!"
    . . . his rich thick alien cream sprayed out of Herbert, coating the walls of the teen tart's pussy. He jetted syruppy jism deep into her twat.

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