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| Eve Babitz, novelist |
Two Cans of Rainier Ale |
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I got deflowered on two cans of Rainier Ale when I was seventeen. It's a local product sold up and down the coast originating in Seattle (where Mt. Rainier is) and in those days a small can cost about twenty-six cents. So all this time a handsome, flashy young man had been pouring Courvoisier and champagne into me only to become the tool, in the end, of a can and a half of Rainier Ale. He'd pursued me, done everything told me he loved me in eight different languages, introduced me to café society and movie stars, covered me in gardenias and telephoned me four times a day, besides which he had a convertible and was rich and had tawny curly hair. It was the Rainier Ale that did it, though, and in the end he became just a pawn of the fancy properties known to exist by coastal natives who have always called this special liquid "The Green Death."
They'd told me I would bleed and it would hurt and it would turn me into a woman. But it didn't hurt. I didn't bleed, and instead of turning into a mature person, I began to wonder what else there was out there that was like Rainier Ale. (Hollywood, 1960)
from Drinking, Smoking and Screwing ed. by Sara Nickles (Chronicle Books, © 1994)
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