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| Art Buchwald, humorist |
Just a Little Hot |
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 I got a job as an elevator boy at this resort hotel . . . All of us employees lived on the top floor of this hotel, and there was a chambermaid up there who must have been around thirty. She wasn't that bad looking. And about the first week I was working there, it just happened: I lost my virginity. We were in her room and she had on a bathrobe over her pajamas, and I had on pajamas, too. I think she probably seduced me. I just went along. I suspect she knew I had never had a woman before. She was just a little hot. Then she took a real liking to me, but I was a little scared by the whole thing and didn't want to get entrapped, so I tried to avoid her. (Long Island, NY, 1940)
from The First Time, edited by Karl Fleming and Anne Taylor Fleming (Simon and Schuster, © 1975)
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