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| Spalding Gray, monologist |
Spud Goes Down |
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I was a virgin when I entered college. Freshman year I was at a party, and my friend Stubbs came up to me and said, "You see that girl? Her name's Sandy, and she goes down. And I'm going to go down with her before the night's over." I thought I'd try to beat him out. I went up to her and said, "Hi Sandy, my name's Spud and I hear you go down." We spent the night together. I began by licking her breasts. She said, "Who do you think I am, your mother?" Then we had intercourse and I came in about thirty seconds. I ended up lying there for the rest of the night staring up at the ceiling, which wasn't all that bad because it was one of those ceilings in an old Boston house painted with little cherubs flying through the clouds, and it was something to look at. (Boston, 1959)
from "College Girls" in Drinking, Smoking & Screwing by Spalding Gray (Chronicle Books, © 1994)
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