Lines Involving Conception

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Mothers Day one: You: "Happy Mothers Day" Her: "I am not a mom" You: "I can help you fix that" -Jeff M.

This one only works on a woman holding a baby: "So, I see you like to fuck."
— Kevin Lessard

"Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"
— Sara Goodrich

"Hey beautiful, let's have more babies than we can feed."
— William Bernthal

"Would you mind terribly if I impregnated you?"

"How do you like your eggs, over-easy or fertilized?" - Ace

"Wanna go Dutch on a kid?" - MiKeY