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The Guys
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One friend fell out of love with his wife
One is inconsolable his wife left him
One is inconsolable his mistress left him
One can't make up his mind between
two great-looking women
both of whom want to marry him
One can't get to first base with
this foxy girl in her twenties
who just moved to New York
One has launched an affair
with a married woman
One has moved back in with his wife
One has given up drinking and tonight
he will give up smoking
One is commitment-phobic in the approved
manner but can't take his eyes off the skin
between her blouse and her pants and he
doesn't even know her and wants to fuck her
the cad
One would rather scroll than click
                 
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