How did two Maryland high-school girls complete the following English assignment: "engage in a nonconformist act inspired by Henry David Thoreau and Ralph Waldo Emerson?"

A. They mooned the principal at an all-school assembly. B. They packed dildos into their jeans and refused to remove them, even when threatened with suspension. C. They leapt onto a cafeteria table, yelled, "End homophobia now," and kissed. D. They didn't show up at school for two days, explaining that they had been "hooking, raising money for the homeless."