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REGULARS
posted 8/13/2001
"Men should be encouraged to look at each other's bits. Penises, I'm inclined to believe — and I'm not just talking about my own — are good things."
"I intend to force myself on him. Jane Wiedlin says she gets first dibs. But I'm sorry, I will have to be No. 1 and she will be No. 2." (on Ricky Martin)
"Why are we infinitely more cruel and demanding and venal to the people we know and like or love?"
"I'm a smart gal with a fat bank account who is unafraid to go down in flames." (on her lawsuit on behalf of artists' rights)
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"
"It's hard to sit in your boxers and jerk off in front of people for three hours." (on filming 1998's Happiness)
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
"Imagine waking up with someone and you're in that spooning, cuddly mode. No one's spoken. You take the chance of saying that first sweet nothing. And as you . . . utter maybe one syllable, he turns and says, 'Not yet.' That's pretty funny. I think that's sexy."
"If I was half as brave as Kate, I'd be twice the man I want to be." (on his Pearl Harbor costar Kate Beckinsdale)
