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The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Ladies' Night by Maggie Cutler  1.30.2002
Kitty dresses up Max's penis as her favorite working women.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Abraham Lincoln by Maggie Cutler  1.22.2002
Honest Abe invades Kitty's Southern territories.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Nick at Night by Maggie Cutler  12.20.2001
Santa stuffs Kitty's stocking, every which way but loot.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Osama Bin Laden by Maggie Cutler  11.15.2001
If Kitty doesn't fantasize about Osama, the terrorists have already won.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Colin Powell by Maggie Cutler  10.17.2001
Vulnerable to the last detail, Kitty turns to the General.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons by Maggie Cutler  9.26.2001
Gary Condit, before the fall.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Lizzie Grubman by Maggie Cutler  8.14.2001
It's Lizzie . . . Ms. Grubman if you're nasty.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons by Maggie Cutler  7.10.2001
Kitty guns her search engine and seduces Amazon's beleaguered CEO.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Senator Jim Jeffords by Maggie Cutler  5.30.2001
Jeffords' Independence Day leaves Kitty bursting like a rocket.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons by Maggie Cutler  5.9.2001
Dishonorable discharge: Kitty conducts her own war crimes tribunal for Bob Kerrey and Timothy McVeigh.