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The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons by Maggie Cutler  


More Kitty, More, More

The Story So Far . . .

Some women fantasize about sex with gorgeous, romantic partners, some imagine being ravaged by heartless misfits, but Kitty Lyons, a thirty-something downtown American minx of uncertain means, releases her psychic and physical tensions through sexual encounters with some of the world's most powerful (if least likely) objects of desire. No matter how over-hyped the world's movers and shakers prove to be as moral paragons, Kitty, sprawled on her ruby red sofa, manages to distill personal pleasure from their media icons by summoning up their mundane humanity — not to mention their limitless desire for her. Over the years she has climaxed with newsworthy and notable media action figures from Alan Greenspan and Lizzie Grubman to Dick Cheney.
     Ms. Lyons has needed every minute of pleasure she can wrest from history's jaws. Her dot.com career has taken her from e-trader to temp, and her marriage to Max — a handsome and moderately successful cameraman/filmmaker — is riddled with tension.
     A couple of years ago, when Max needed funding for his documentary, "Homebuilding in the Heartland," Kitty had him impersonate Donald Trump — with disastrous results. While they both had great fun at the time, Max had a bad reaction to internalizing a man so much richer and more dastardly than himself, and came to believe (as do nearly 50% of Americans polled, according to the New York Times), that fantasizing about others constitutes a form of marital infidelity.
     Max retaliated against Kitty's busy fantasy life by bolstering his ego — and his bottom line — in the arms of a Belgian heiress who was interested in funding his film. Kitty found out, and the discovery brought her close to acting out her fantasies with a mysterious stranger in a chat room. Max eventually apologized and returned, more or less, to monogamy, after which a long stand-off ensued, in which Kitty kept her autoerotic fantasy life secret and separate from her marriage.
     But over Thanksgiving of 2001, thanks in part to her born-again stepmother and Osama bin Laden (and the sexual restrictions they represent), Max started to come around to Kitty's viewpoint.
     In 2002, Readers can look forward to Max playing many more roles than he has in the past, and Kitty will be dealing for the first time with what it's like to entertain sex fantasies about power when she's not entirely in control.


    Here, Kitty.


Maggie Cutler ©2002 All rights reserved

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