Awesome Advice

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: If you need step-by-step instructions for second base, you have a problem.

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: If you need step-by-step instructions for second base, you have a problem.

If you need step-by-step instructions for second base, you have a problem. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: So let's say you've just won your first Oscar, but your husband is cheating on you...

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: So let's say you've just won your first Oscar, but your husband is cheating on you...

So let's say you've just won your first Oscar, but your husband is cheating on you... /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Nothing says "take me home" like amateur magic tricks.

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Nothing says "take me home" like amateur magic tricks.

Nothing says "take me home" like amateur magic tricks. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: How does one tell the difference between a ho and a housewife?

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: How does one tell the difference between a ho and a housewife?

How does one tell the difference between a ho and a housewife? /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Could hovercrafts fix all of your online-dating problems?

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Could hovercrafts fix all of your online-dating problems?

Could hovercrafts fix all of your online-dating problems? /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: This week, a compassionate plea for prisoners to just shut up and suffer already.

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: This week, a compassionate plea for prisoners to just shut up and suffer already.

This week, a compassionate plea for prisoners to just shut up and suffer already. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: A handy list of things to say to that naked woman in your bed.

Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: A handy list of things to say to that naked woman in your bed.

A handy list of things to say to that naked woman in your bed. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: You don't have to give up your sex toys just because you're in a relationship.

Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: You don't have to give up your sex toys just because you're in a relationship.

You don't have to give up your sex toys just because you're in a relationship. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go: Is it possible for a boyfriend to not be jealous enough?

Awesome Advice, Way to Go: Is it possible for a boyfriend to not be jealous enough?

Is it possible for a boyfriend to not be jealous enough? /advice/
Awesome Advice Way to Go!: Testing your boyfriend’s heterosexuality by proposing a threesome: what could go wrong?

Awesome Advice Way to Go!: Testing your boyfriend’s heterosexuality by proposing a threesome: what could go wrong?

Testing your boyfriend's heterosexuality by proposing a threesome: what could go wrong? /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: Ann Landers' daughter vs. Ashley Dupre.

Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: Ann Landers' daughter vs. Ashley Dupre.

Ann Landers' daughter vs. Ashley Dupre. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go! The 2010 Celebrity Edition

Awesome Advice, Way to Go! The 2010 Celebrity Edition

The 2010 Celebrity Edition. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: Breaking into his apartment will not convince him you’re his dream girl.

Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: Breaking into his apartment will not convince him you’re his dream girl.

Breaking into his apartment will not convince him you're his dream girl. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: By all means, pick a fight with your husband's passive-aggressive mom.

Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: By all means, pick a fight with your husband's passive-aggressive mom.

By all means, pick a fight with your husband's passive-aggressive mom. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Always pepper your column with a healthy dose of slut-shaming.

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Always pepper your column with a healthy dose of slut-shaming.

Always pepper your column with a healthy dose of slut-shaming. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: I don't remember 'go on one last bender with a stripper' as one of the Twelve Steps.

Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: I don't remember 'go on one last bender with a stripper' as one of the Twelve Steps.

I don't remember 'go on one last bender with a stripper' as one of the Twelve Steps. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: The Washington Post forgets that vampires aren't real.

Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: The Washington Post forgets that vampires aren't real.

The Washington Post forgets that vampires aren't real. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: You're a columnist, not a glamour shot...ist.

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: You're a columnist, not a glamour shot...ist.

You're a columnist, not a glamour shot...ist. /advice/
Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Don't try cat-training techniques on your boyfriend.

Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Don't try cat-training techniques on your boyfriend.

Don't try cat-training techniques on your boyfriend. /advice/