This is to Desert-like. I understand your wish for a nocturnal emission. When I was a kid I was into doing my own laundry. Mom thought it was great. After my early twenties though my sheets stayed dry through the night unless I had company. Once into my thirties, I want that experience again.

We can wake up a lot of ways. There is the "I'm awake, but don't like it." Or the "It's another work day" wake up. You can also wake screaming after a horror-fest goes off in your head. But the best has to be waking up with the knowledge that you had great sex without a partner or needing to masturbate.

Sadly, we don't know the triggers for wet dreams. None the less, I have a few recommendations. First, make sure you are hitting those REM cycles hard. It doesn't hurt to meditate before sleeping. I am not talking that you need visit a yogi. No. Lay down and take slow deliberate breaths. Concentrating on that activity alone clears the mind. Focus on the sounds in your body. Air in and out of the lungs and heartbeats. After a while, you may notice that you are getting much deeper rest and more vivd dreams. Second, look at the theories of lucid dreaming. This is controlling the activity in your dreams. Instead of being the person in the audience of a dream, you become the person interacting with your dream.

Finally, shift your orgasmic perspective. There's a great book called THe Multi-Orgasmic Man. The authors relate an idea that seems odd at first, but makes sense with more thought. An orgasm does not need to ejaculation. Most women do not routinely ejaculate when having an orgasm, but the physiological response up to that point is nearly identical to the male's. In the book you will find masturbation and meditation techniques that train the male body to experience an orgasm without the mess.

Last word, relax. Wet dreams come out of nowhere and when you least expect it. I turned thirty-seven last month. I also had to return home for my grandfather's funeral. With those two stresses you'd think that a wet dream would be the last thing to happen, but it did. I was the only person at the table the next morning not forcing a smile.

This is actually to Erin. Having a wet dreams is pretty much the best thing ever. Being a girl, I don't think you can fully appreciate just how great it feels...the sticky underwear is a small price to pay. You know how you feel when you have a dream about a girl you never met that feels so real, and you are so in love, and you wake up and you are just so happy? Well multiply that by 100. Somewhere in your subconscious you just know that you came, and you just feel totally at peace and wonderful. I am 30 and have only had a handful in the last 10 years, but every time I do, I sleep more soundly and wake up happier than I ever have.

EA: Lose Him. Quick-like, before you let him waste any more of your time. There are men out there that want what you do -- all you have to do is find them.

EB: It totally blows my mind that there is this huge fetish subculture of guys who desperately want to have wet dreams. Bizarre.

about wet dreams: i started masturbating when i was 11 or 12 and as far as i know i never had a wet dream in my life. and i think i'd have known, stains or no stains. i've never felt i missed much. masturbating was too much fun to worry about what might have happened in my sleep.

To the guy waiting for a WetDream, the answer should have been to tell him to stop masturbating, or if he has a partner abstain from intercourse for a while and those wetdreams will surely flow.

Yeah, now it's clear ... And firstly I did not understand very much where there was the link with the title itself .....

Well, actually, a lot of what you write is not quite true ... well, okay, it does not matter:)))

Strange but true. Your resource is expensive. At least it could be sold for good money on its auction...