Last week I invited readers to 'Be Miss Info for a day' and answer the following question: Dear Miss Information,

Nine months ago, my wife gave birth to our son. He's great, and although it can be a lot of work at times, I feel we've got a good handle on parenting. But one thing's not going so well, and that's our sex life. While my sex drive has stayed the same, my wife's has dwindled to nothing. I've tried talking to her about it a couple of times, but she always acknowledges it, says she doesn't know why, and she'll work on it. Yet nothing changes. Our frequency is very low, usually once every other week or less. And she's clearly not into it when we do have sex, which kills the mood for me. I've tried everything I can think of to help — setting a good mood for sex, more foreplay, more oral, more toys for her and even getting out of the house for dates on occasion, but nothing is working. She says she doesn't even masturbate anymore. I'm at the end of my rope here! I need help before I go out of my mind, or do something I might regret later — like cheat on her! — Frustrated New Father

First prize winner is Zach, a FILF who won me over with a suck-up compliment in his cover letter and a salt-of-the-earth approach:   

Dear Frustrated Father,
As a father of three, I've been there, done that. I'd like to dispel some illusions for you: after kids, things never ever get back to "the way they were." This is true sexually, socially, botanically, any way you can think of. Get used to it. The books say take her on dates, foreplay, all that sort of thing. Bah. All the dads I know have had very similar experiences, with almost no exception.

Focus more on the idea that you're a dad, and think long term. You will hopefully have this family for fifty years, so a dry spell of one to two years should be kept in perspective. Only you are in control of your behavior. No lack of sex can force you to cheat. Own it. If it's worth betraying your wife and baby for sex, well, you may as well divorce her and find someone new.
Also, realize you are getting some sex, and you should be beating your dick like it owes you money. Your balls are not going to fall off. Keep talking to your wife, but lower the pressure. Pressure only builds resentment and takes away from any urges she may have. Maybe you can have more quickies/blowjobs. Not ideal, I know, but again, think long-term. Your new life (and it's a whole new life) can be fulfilling and sexually gratifying, but if you wreck your relationship before it has a chance to bloom, it's hopeless.