Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: February
Your boyfriend is cheating on you. Really.
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Each month like clockwork, men's and women's magazines hit the newsstands, bursting with terrible sex and dating advice. And each month, we pick out the worst tips and mock them for your edification.
At the midpoint of February is a day for love — albeit a rather contrived one. But even if you're in the two percent of the population that enjoys Valentine's Day, the rest of the month is terrible for dating. The 13th is — at least for a certain breed of men's and women's magazines — "mistress day." And after that the last two weeks of the month are for cheating. In fact, AshleyMadison.com, the renowned "extramarital dating site," reports that the weeks after Valentine's see the year's largest jump in membership. Why, you ask? We turned to the giants of the industry — Men's Health and Cosmopolitan — for their wisdom.