Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: March
Cosmopolitan and Men's Health coach you through a month of tumult.
- ‹ prev
- next ›
Each month like clockwork, men's and women's magazines hit the newsstands, bursting with terrible sex and dating advice. And each month, we pick out the worst tips and mock them for your edification.
My grandmother used to say that March comes "in like a lion, out like a lamb." I always pictured one of those drag queens who busts into your party all fierce and shit, but then takes off his wig and leaves dressed like Daryl from accounting.
But what she meant was that March is a fickle and difficult month. And, all nonsense aside, the magazine world seems to agree. This month, Men's Health and Cosmopolitan magazine are running their usual sex advice, but the prevailing theme is tumult. Relationships are ending, stagnant, or on the verge of collapse, and it's up to you to spice things up.