"Now You Can Experience The Pleasure Power"
"When he's on his way home from work, start giving yourself some solo pleasure and 'accidentally' dial him up. All those breathy ooohs and aaahs will be motivation for him to get to you in time to join in on the action.
" This sounds like something that would happen in American Pie 7, only it wouldn't lead to steamy intercourse — it would lead to a YouTube video.
"Hide your turned-on vibrator in his sock drawer. When he figures out where the buzzing is coming from, tell him he gets to experience its pleasure power."
Man: "Honey, what's that noise?"
Woman: [demure blinking stare]
Man: "It sounds like it's coming from over there. Oh, hey, you left your vibrator on."
Woman: "Now you can experience the pleasure power!"
"Strip off your work clothes, but leave on your high heels as you walk around the room, tidying up, taking off your jewelry, making him drool, etc." ...wiggle your butt, file your taxes, teach him to fetch, etc.