Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: March
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And then lick it off...
"This weekend, take her to the grocery store to buy ingredients for a great dinner. Also pick up food specifically earmarked as body paint."
Just as a final warning, no food at a grocery store is specifically earmarked as body paint. In fact, if you look on a bottle of Hershey's Syrup, there's an FDA warning that says, "For Oral Ingestion Only. This Product Is Not Intended to Revitalize Your Sex Life, Whatever Men's Health and Cosmopolitan Say About It Every Month." Or at least, there should be.