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Sex Advice From TV Comedy Writers

Sex Advice From TV Comedy Writers

"Never say 'tell me a joke' to a comedy writer."
Sex Advice From Cartoonists

Sex Advice From Cartoonists

Q: "Why are cartoonists good in bed?" A: "I have to quibble with the premise of the question."
Sex Advice From Modern-Day Mad Men

Sex Advice From Modern-Day Mad Men

"Mad Men helps by making people think you're way cooler than you are..."
Sex Advice From Hawaiian Surfers

Sex Advice From Hawaiian Surfers

"Ask them if they have any extra wax you can borrow."
Sex Advice From Marilyn Monroe Impersonators

Sex Advice From Marilyn Monroe Impersonators

"It’s definitely every man’s fantasy to have a night with Marilyn. "
Sex Advice From People with Old-Person Names

Sex Advice From People with Old-Person Names

"Eloise is an attractive name. It’s not like Blanche or Esther."
Sex Advice From Extremely Tall Women

Sex Advice From Extremely Tall Women

"There are things only tall people know about..."
Sex Advice From Sexy Sax Players

Sex Advice From Sexy Sax Players

"Playing saxophone is all about precision, timing, and finesse with your fingers, mouth, and tongue..."
Sex Advice From Psychics

Sex Advice From Psychics

"I have this vision of two people sitting on each other's laps, face to face."
Sex Advice From Comic Con Booth Girls

Sex Advice From Comic Con Booth Girls

"Just be genuine, and don't approach me like I'm an unattainable cartoon character..."
Sex Advice From Line Cooks

Sex Advice From Line Cooks

"Would you like me to flambe your creme brulee?"
Sex Advice From Anthrax

Sex Advice From Anthrax

"Everybody had their fun in the '80s..."
Sex Advice From Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Sex Advice From Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Q: "My girlfriend expects me to pay for everything." A: "Tell her, 'I'm going through a financial crisis.'"
Sex Advice From Rabbis

Sex Advice From Rabbis

Q: "What's the best piece of relationship advice from the Torah?" A: "Don't read it."
Sex Advice From Nick Kroll

Sex Advice From Nick Kroll

The comedian and actor on awkward sexual encounters, groupies, and the wisdom of cats.
Sex Advice From Insanely Fashionable Women

Sex Advice From Insanely Fashionable Women

Q: "Are highly fashionable people better in bed?” A: "Good fashion is a way of getting attention; being good in bed is how you prove you deserve it.”
Sex Advice From Mates of State

Sex Advice From Mates of State

The adorable indie-pop husband-and-wife team on makeout music and love at first sight.
Sex Advice From Hollister Models

Sex Advice From Hollister Models

Wise words from those guys who stand around being really, really good-looking.
Sex Advice From Emily Mortimer

Sex Advice From Emily Mortimer

On drunk hookups, lesbian crushes, and her weird love of Kid Rock.
Sex Advice From Stephen Malkmus

Sex Advice From Stephen Malkmus

The indie legend and former Pavement frontman gives us his wisdom on romance.